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I dnt no y u were embarrassed if on a number of occasions been made 2 go home with only a singlet on and once home enjoyed the same bliss again my biggest public embarrassment came from a bi mistress that was in my life for a period i was in every sence a firm but fair she on a number of ocassions had me dressed in a crutchles see thr one peice and walk me round at night in a organized location bing made 2 pleasure people that she had organised and was on mre than one occasion spotted by the genural public

I suppose its the unintentional surprise that caught me off guard that created the embarrassment... it doesnt resonate with me to where I find a corner and rock back and forth in regret

Mmmm tru i wish we were play partners i have u leave yr panties of so i could drop u home wile having yr ass and pussy exposed so i could play with it a bit mre and try an get u 2 cme on the seat and have yr cume running over yr ass cheeks and thighs so when i drope u of i can clean u with my mouth b4 u go in side

Tooth better then?...

Haha great topic for me this happened a while ago but still stays clear in my memory I was on the job going hard doggy style and I dislocated my shoulder and there i was screaming in agony and she thought I was screaming in ecstasy

Dislocated your shoulder while doing her in doggie?

Must have been pounding with an impressive follow through

Not many can manage an upside down doggie

was very week due to a recent dislocation..

I know the feeling I had an ex pull my shoulder back so hard to get up inside me that it bunged my left shoulder up.. slept wrongly for months and didnt tweak until I couldnt raise my arm above my waist had loads of physio its all good now try explaining that to your GP, for them to explain to ACC then giving your physio the thumbs up to share it in his team meeting ahh good times good times

years ago was naked in the back seat with a pub pickup...old humber 80,...cops turned up,torches on through the windows,...shouldnt have picked ..behind the local industrial area,...ha

An old Humber 80? Were you feeling nostalgic?

Ahh the humble Humber 80, my dad owned a few of them he managed to fit my 4 siblings myself and 4 cousins including himself in it ahh good ole days

well,it was over 30years ago ;)

yeah, the good ole days... ;p

New lover; hotel room for the night.
Much preparation; sexy lingerie etc.

The foreplay done, we started to enjoy some amazing sex. I "sexily" went to roll over to change position... and flipped off the very high bed!

Mortified!

hehe,,shame

Thanks for sharing Cheekies. I laughed out loud at this! I can just imagine the "oh" moment when you connected the dots about how it happened

I've come away with bruises and aches I didn't realise had happened, but weeks of physio is another step again.

Youre welcome, I still laugh about it now, the shit we do to ourselves for a good rogering eh eh eh?

Awwww I would have said hey get on down here Ive fallen and can't get up yet

Omg with that answer that would?ve sparked heaps of questions flying

Oh dam ouch

Haha!! You're a crack-up!

Feel mutch better nw it gne bloody wisdom teeth

Bragging slightly-added my mouth to an ex gfs bottom...noticed a strand of toilet paper...was a perfect gentleman and didn't tell her. And kept feasting. Could have been embaressing for either but then that was my dirty little secret...

Was drinking myself silly one night and woke up in bed with my shoes on.
Then spent the next couple hours trying to figure out how I got to bed. I never get embarrassed about my drinking problem anymore. And in saying that I noticed that after my many years I was starting to get drunk of my first can. But after a few more years of study I found that I would only need to look at a can and I would get psychologically drunk. Hopefully if I look at a hot sexy woman I will get fucked. But hopefully not psychologically.

I came out to a room full of people at a party with "joker face"

You ate a woman out on her period and everyone else witnessed the aftermath?? *Cringe*

Ohhh you were very much a gentleman there... thats a game changer for some hahahaha

Yup... Dark room thought she was wet... I got called Jack for a bit after that

I bet hahahaha

Ah once texted my friend I wanted to cum on her breasts, but sent it to my poor old mother instead . Wasn't really amusing at the time, but in hindsite I can see the funny side

But enjoying it

Ohhhhhh I had a friend do a similar thing a raunchy text meant for me sent to his mum she wasnt very impressed either hahahaha

Surprised it hasnt happened more really. A random txt to the wrong person is one thing, but cumming on your mums boobs??? You should have seen my face. You should have seen her face ahahaha!

Classic hahahaha Im the come back queen Id pipe up and say to my mum if dad had cum on your tits Id not be alive today

Might not have helped the situation at the time... but bahahaha! I love the comment now!

9 out of 10 motherfuckers use that excuse

He was hardly a mother fucker...awkward moment for him not me so all goods :)

Oh dude that?s my laugh for the evening thanks for that one
That be a nightmare alright

Well that's a silver lining then anyway! Makes me simle now too. Mum, not so much still...

Getting Busted Dressed as a girl by Girls from Work! Bit Horny Scary but kinda Fun!

Accidentally sending a video of me jackhammering my pussy with a dildo to team snapchat when they were in your contacts list by default. There was a follow up text message from them which I could not bring myself to open

New bf when I was like 19, fucking in his sleep-out bedroom which was pretty far from the house. Stumbled upon his parents for the first time ever in the morning and they teased me really hard commenting that I'm loud as shit. They weren't mad, they had a good laugh but I wanted to die

"Jackhammering my pussy with a dildo" - best line ever

We've probably all done that one where you get dressed in the dark and put on her undies instead of yours. Not really embarassing, quite plesant really, but can be a bit lacking in room when a daytime erection pops up at work

ahaha I guess millenials aren't immune to technical stuff-ups on their phones either. Can't help wondering what snapchat texted you tho...

oohhhhh nooo my worst nightmare with snapchat.. thats why i deleted that app... dammmm

More cringeworthy than anything, but imagine I'm lying naked on my bed, watching lesbian porn on my phone and getting all worked up. Touching myself in all the right places, everything's tingling and juices are flowing... one woman in the video is about to cum, which is generally what tips me over the edge...

MUM CALLING...

FML. Seriously! How does she always know?

awww mums are great like that so are family friends and siblings... especially those who walk into the front door without being invited... Im in my bedroom with a guy we're going round for round alot of moaning, outside my door I hear a faint hello... we carry on it continues... I grab a robe and have that freshly fucked look on my face cringe cringe cringe... family friend is standing in my sitting room smiling at me I wanted to melt into the floor... I move him along, get back to it...and one of my sisters and her kids are all sat on the couches doing the whole Hi Aunty!! Freshly fucked look going on... cheeks flushed the smell of sex in the air I rush into my bedroom and tell him to not leave the bedroom... and hour later they all leave... It was the day of going to my place #superawks