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Whats Your best pickup line?
Discussion - started by Lily, posted on 4-Jan-20 10:01PM
Women too, whats ya best.
Can tell you my worst

Showing comments 1 through 39 out of 39 comments

Comment #1 by Partisan in response to the main topic
Posted on 4-Jan-20 10:36PM
"Wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?" **SLAP** "What? You dont like pizza?"
Comment #2 by Lily in response to Partisan ( view post )
Posted on 4-Jan-20 11:20PM
thats bad
Comment #3 by Dowanger in response to Lily ( view post )
Posted on 4-Jan-20 11:23PM
They're nice legs what time do they open
Comment #4 by student22529 in response to the main topic
Posted on 4-Jan-20 11:36PM
do you want to come back to my place and watch some porn on my 60 inch mirror
Comment #5 by Tattooed in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Jan-20 5:07AM
My face will be leaving in 5 minutes I'd like you to be on it
Comment #6 by Lily in response to Dowanger ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jan-20 10:22AM
that may work if i was drunk...
Comment #7 by Dowanger in response to Lily ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jan-20 10:42AM
Well those legs do look rather fine so worth a crack if they don't open maybe this one will work... Is that a ladder in those stockings on the inside of your thigh ma'am or is it the stairway to heaven
Comment #8 by LilyBlack in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Jan-20 3:10PM
When I was younger and chased women, this was my one liner. "You have beautiful legs, I'd love to see whats holding them together" It was never taken offensively, it's all in the delivery x
Comment #9 by Partisan in response to LilyBlack ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jan-20 3:23PM
And you have beautiful legs as well, do they go all the way up? Could I see?
Comment #10 by Partisan in response to Partisan ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jan-20 3:24PM
Oops read your profile.. sorry
Comment #11 by Up4mmf in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Jan-20 3:59PM
I had a dream about you last night
She, did you
Me , no you wouldn't let me



An most reply
We'll we may have to do somthing about that


I've scored two good fucks with that one an 1 of them I married
Comment #12 by Dablazer in response to Up4mmf ( view post )
Posted on 7-Jan-20 2:04AM
Baby, you are so fine if I threw you into the air you'd turn into sunshine. Cheesy I know but it has worked for me more than once
Comment #13 by Toy4her in response to the main topic
Posted on 7-Jan-20 3:26AM
Fuck me if I'm wrong...
But I heard ya wanna kiss me???
Comment #14 by Yes6 in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Jan-20 1:02PM
Tits are for kids show me your cunt!
Comment #15 by Makita in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Jan-20 1:17PM
Hi why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pop's up
Comment #16 by ford in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Jan-20 1:23PM
Is that a mirror in your pocket,
Cause I can see my self in your pants tonight!
Comment #17 by Frostulfsson in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Jan-20 7:33PM
Hey, are you death? cause I hope you'll be cumming for me soon
Comment #18 by DownOnTheUpside in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Jan-20 7:50PM
We can go home n do the vacuuming if ya want ... You suck I'll empty the bag
Comment #19 by DownOnTheUpside in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Jan-20 7:51PM
That's a gorgeous dress you have on... Would look better crumpled up at the foot of my bed though
Comment #20 by verygoodsex in response to Dowanger ( view post )
Posted on 24-Jan-20 8:28PM
I don't like legs I throw them aside...
Comment #21 by Rosspierre in response to the main topic
Posted on 26-Jan-20 11:31PM
Party in my pants, bring a box
Comment #22 by Hardkock in response to Rosspierre ( view post )
Posted on 27-Jan-20 7:32AM
U KNOW WHAT LOOKS GOOD ON U ME
Comment #23 by tindermatch in response to the main topic
Posted on 27-Jan-20 9:22AM
my dick just died,can I bury it in your ass?
Comment #24 by Lily in response to tindermatch ( view post )
Posted on 4-Feb-20 9:46PM
Comment #25 by PussylicKing in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Feb-20 4:42AM
Hi can I wear your legs as a belt?
Comment #26 by MasterSargeant in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Feb-20 8:44AM
Hi, you look like trash, can I take you out.
Comment #27 by EvenEden in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Feb-20 5:36PM
Hi. Are you LilyLuvCock?
Comment #28 by Mistermister in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Feb-20 11:37PM
Fancy a fuck?
No?
OK, would you mind opening your legs while I have one?
Comment #29 by Mistermister in response to Yes6 ( view post )
Posted on 5-Feb-20 11:38PM
^^legend
Comment #30 by EB-rider in response to the main topic
Posted on 6-Feb-20 9:57AM
My ears are cold... Can I use your thighs for earmuffs?
Comment #31 by RapunzelNZ in response to the main topic
Posted on 9-Feb-20 7:30AM
To me. Hi Barbie I'm Ken (said during the song by Aqua).

Also, nice wallpaper in the living room what colour are the curtains in your bedroom?

From me. Here's my number. Call me if you feel like you need a cup of tea and a lie down.
Posted on 9-Feb-20 8:30AM
Mud!
Comment #33 by justabitoffun in response to the main topic
Posted on 9-Feb-20 3:52PM
Hi, have you ever felt a disturbance in the force?
No?
Well your about to...
Because...
I'm about to distroy Uranus! Hahaha
Comment #34 by EvenEden in response to the main topic
Posted on 20-Feb-20 7:39PM
Hi. I just noticed the upgrade to your profile. Can you pm me for a meet please.
Comment #35 by Facilitation01 in response to the main topic
Posted on 20-Feb-20 11:59PM
"Hi my name is *** and I'd love to cook you breakfast tomorrow"

I've had different reactions from a slap in the face, a smile, to "what's on the menu"
Comment #36 by jax12 in response to the main topic
Posted on 20-Feb-20 9:48PM
Hello
Posted on 22-Feb-20 11:21AM
Yeah sure but you have to let me kick you to the kerb first!!
Comment #38 by Kinkymanaux in response to the main topic
Posted on 4-Mar-20 6:40PM
If I told you that you have a beautiful body will you hold it against me
Posted on 4-Mar-20 8:04PM
Nothing like a good kicking, in a good way of course.

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