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Discussion - started by Ihateusernames, posted on 4-Jul-21 5:43PM

Couldn’t resist this

I waited until we were alone in the church before approaching him.
"Father?" I said, causing him to turn and look at me.
"I'm sure you won't remember me Father, but 20 years ago I was one of the altar boys you brutally abused."
I could see immediate panic and shame in his eyes as he struggled to find words, "I.. I don't know.."
"Save it Father," I said unbuckling my trousers, "It's payback time."
"Please.. No.." He pleaded.
"On your knees Father," I commanded, "or I go to the authorities and you'll be ruined."
As he slowly sunk to the floor in resignation, I felt a satisfied grin forming on my face.

I'd never met the old cunt before, but I've found it's an almost sure fire way of getting a free blowjob.

Showing comments 1 through 17 out of 17 comments

Comment #1 by NZuncut in response to the main topic

Posted on 5-Jul-21 5:09PM

When I was a kid, I had a disease and the only cure was to eat dirt three times a day...I'll always be grateful to my older brother for telling me about it.

Comment #2 by Ihateusernames in response to NZuncut ( view post )

Posted on 5-Jul-21 7:06PM

Comment #3 by Totemz in response to the main topic

Posted on 5-Jul-21 7:20PM

Brilliant haha

Comment #4 by Robbie63 in response to the main topic

Posted on 7-Jul-21 1:01PM

Nice""

Comment #5 by donuteater in response to the main topic

Posted on 8-Jul-21 5:23PM

I recently was researching obscure Native American tribes when I came across a fascinating cultural practice of the Hopi Tribe.

Their birth control method was intresting. Pull it out, shoot on her tits and Hopi don't get her pregnant!

Comment #6 by Aqua69 in response to donuteater ( view post )

Posted on 12-Jul-21 5:00PM

Love this joke 😄😄😄 Excellent joke for any party ..keep up the good work.

Comment #7 by Robbie63 in response to donuteater ( view post )

Posted on 12-Jul-21 5:39PM

Awesome"

Comment #8 by renkell70 in response to the main topic

Posted on 16-Jul-21 11:18AM

Someone asked me once, what would I do if I found my husband having a stroke?
I replied, I'd lie down & join him 😉

Comment #9 by Newhorizons in response to the main topic

Posted on 16-Jul-21 3:23PM

Hahahaha

Comment #10 by NZuncut in response to the main topic

Posted on 16-Jul-21 4:58PM

What's a woman's arsehole doing while she's in bed having an orgasm?

He's usually down at the pub.

Comment #11 by Robbie63 in response to NZuncut ( view post )

Posted on 16-Jul-21 6:21PM

Awesome"""

comment #12 was clobbered

Comment #13 by Peaceman in response to CuMmYwAy ( view post )

Posted on 17-Jul-21 12:44PM

Thats not a joke... its just racist!!

Comment #14 by FrequentFun in response to NZuncut ( view post )

Posted on 17-Jul-21 7:06PM

Welcome to my (real) life...fn hilarious!!!

Comment #15 by NZuncut in response to the main topic

Posted on 17-Jul-21 9:23PM

”I'm sorry” and ”I apologize” mean the same thing...except at a funeral.

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."