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This guy.... Previous persona

Got a message around 1am, from a lady to say that when she finished work at 2am, she was coming around to shag me and when she was finished I would need medical attention,. He led out her profile.
Asked her what flight, she would be on as I was in Auckland and she in Christchurch .
We still keep in touch as we are both shift workers,

sent one to my mum... that was kinda awkward to explain

Oh shit ... you've gotta be the winner mate !!

gee it wasn't ideal either... was messaging my GF at the time if she wanted to use the handcuffs while. I fuck her pussy with the new dildo ... funtimes

OK ... gotta ask ... did your mother like the idea of handcuffs ??

Once when my partner and I were planning a date night I sent her a dirty txt about how I was going to lick her until she begged for cock and then make her suck me off until I exploded on her face but I accidentally sent it to the 16 year old dog walker. Funtimes. And yes, I had to find a new person to walk the dog

... to be fair I didn't ask...

Was the ball gag she gave you for Xmas not a giveaway?

hahahahaha

Yes sent a very kinky message thinking was to my Dom asking if I was required for his sexual pleasure. I'd not long got off pH to boss and sent to him

oh no

He didn't even aknolwedge

would you have wanted a reply though

Mmm boss was hot so secretly yes

very nice

Never happened but dam

I get horny just thinking about it

Mm I'm into roleplay

I can tell by your profile

I sent one two my mum and she took it better than expected pm for details

I sent a message to my wife asking if she would like to fuck? And then asking if she liked fucking.

1/2 an hour latter my work colleague responded, asking if I was pissed, I panicked, thought it may be OK with an apology, but she laid a personal grievance, so after 10 years of good service I'm unemployed.

Oh yeah baby phone sent a naughty text sent to all my list on phone oh my my excuses was mate sent it at pub

I was attempting to leave the pub, drunk as:(

Gay text and it not out

I once sent my best mate a bunch of pictures of me nude and hard. When I realised I sent him one saying 'obviously not for you' he just laughed.

i wouldnt have minded.... what if they had sent one back saying lets get it on?

That is just bad luck and I'm sorry it turned out like that.

Not as sorry as I am

i received one from a friend that was kinky and gay for another person i didnt realise he was that way and i so wanted to reply and come out closet but too many people would know about me so wanked to the thought of what he wanted to do

I had a whole conversation once with the wrong guy... got very explicit... and only at the end did I realise it was the wro g guy haha

Want two tell me about convo pM sounds hot

She sounds like fun .
Would you ask her to message me .

*puts hand up*

My then-partner's first 2 letters of her name was same as one of my work colleagues. She got a hot txt meant for my partner.

Luckily we flirt like crazy anyway so she took it well. (Actually think she enjoyed it. It was explicit!)

Re-sent it to my partner without letting on someone else had also received it and now knew some of our sex habits...

Wish my colleague had a sense of humor, she accepted the apology the next day, said let's keep it professional, then 6 months latter lodged a PG and got me sacked, I'm so angry with myself

*ouch!*

That didn't go well!!

Nope it didn't