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A joke? There are thousands of men looking for the same from a small pool of women who are into that. The women on here get hundreds of offers a week - why should they respond to yours?
You have no picture, no interests absolutely nothing that stands you out grom anyone else. Suggest you need to think about how you present youself. It is a marketing exercise, if you dont want to put in the effort then think about seeing an escort as they offer what you seek for a price and much less effort

They not here to fuck only here to comment on everyone else
They are all bored people using the boards as relief because in real life no one can be bothered talking to them
The only hope you have here is paying some bitch or getting hot on by homos
Good luck

no bitchs on heat on here

Gotta ask looking at this snarky, catty comment, are you getting in touch with your feminine side, on your period or took estrogen instead of Panadol?

You are?? Your opinion means what??
Was giving the guy a straight up answer but knew it wouldn't take long for the boards police to swing by

Hi Mattg. Unfortunately mist chief is right. I get soooo many messages myself and I'm in little Nelson?I reply to most messages but can't do all of them. Maybe put some more stats up on your profile and photos would definitely help with the ladies. All the best for you.

Why do you always have to comment such negativity on just about every thread. I throughly enjoy reading through threads seeing different people's opinions and experiences but then it turns into a tainted mess of your comments.

I suppoze jus thought this was the place too hook up thats all

Merely pointing out you just did exactly what you accuse the ladies of doing by running your mouth off. Not board Police, but sometimes the hypocrisy of a persons comment needs to be shown

Oh it definitely is and don't give up either. But us ladies do like pics and stats. You don't have to put face pics up as that can be a privacy thing, the body is always nice to see and nice cock pic will always get me humming?give it a go nothing to lose

So you think you don't have to put ANY effort in at all?

Such entitlement........

Thread number five million and seventy five: Why am I not getting a fuck?

You gotta put in the effort, man. Yeah just about everybody here is trying to get laid, but the rub comes when you consider the male-female ratio. There are probably like, 10 guys for every girl on here, so you've got to make sure your game is better than the opposition's (i.e. every other guy on here.) Here are some tips on how to do that.

1) FILL OUT YOUR PROFILE. Seriously, it only takes about half an hour. Maybe an hour if you're really slow. Either way, this measure goes a long way to reassuring ladies that you're not an axe murdering rapist.

2) Put up at least one photo of your face, and make sure you look friendly in it. I once read somewhere that women are more attracted to men when they can see their face, and even more so when that face looks confident, relaxed and friendly.

) Be confident. No one likes a wuss (apart from the dominatrices, but even then some confidence is usually called for.)

) BE YOURSELF. I capitalized this because in the long run, pretending to be what your prospective partner wants NEVER works. Yes, the premise of every communication here is NSA, but if that NSA turns into something more long-term (and whether it stays NSA or not) and you've pretended to be something you're not since the start, then it gets really, really tiring. Besides, it's easier to be confident when you're being yourself.

) Respect anyone you message or meet. This is part of "class" (which you should work on attaining if you don't already have it), and will carry you a great deal.

) Learn from your experiences here. To coin a phrase, if you want to become a true expert in the art of Casanovantry, you need to take every interaction with women as a lesson in something. Actually LISTEN to what they have to say, ask questions, and constantly use the resulting data to refine your inter-gender behavioural protocols.

This is possibly THE best advice I have read on here!

Hallelujah brother

And that is the type of response that will get your profile looked at... nice pics Marcus... and such wise words from a young man, others could learn from you... well done

Fantastic advise, well done, very impressed. Need more like you on here

The force is strong in this one

BEST ADVICE EVER! Like the Yoda of NZP!

Nice call

Personally I also find someone that doesn't have any standards ("any age any race") completely off putting (probably something to do with the sense of desperation).

Wow, thanks very much for that enthusiastic reception, everybody! To be honest, I kinda thought that all that was just common sense! (then again, apparently it's common sense to not whack into furniture all the time, and yet I still keep doing it.)

In any case, I'm glad you all found my advice so on point. Spread the word, and maybe we can get an elite national NSA organization going! (if only...)

Yes, I'd agree with that. Unfortunately though, there's probably not a lot of hope for those people, since they would have got to that stage by not getting any action for ages, i.e. they adamantly believe that if they don't lower their standards, then they have a zero chance of getting laid. Either that, or they're trying to exploit others' sense of desperation (which is a rather scummy strategy if you ask me; sex based on desire is the ONLY type worth having.)