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PRACTICAL TIPS FOR PUSSIES AND PENISES
Discussion - started by Primalresponse, posted on 19-Jun-17 11:24PM
What have we learnt.?

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Posted on 29-Jun-17 4:49AM
Glad to amuse...just lucky I had papers
Comment #49 by Primalresponse in response to the main topic
Posted on 3-Jul-17 4:53PM
Pussies and penises need constant care and attention.
Posted on 3-Jul-17 6:40PM
Ahem to that Ivana ...

And petting

Posted on 3-Jul-17 7:19PM
Petting yes.

Tell them they be beautiful and give them loads of toys .

How you?
Comment #52 by Primalresponse in response to the main topic
Posted on 3-Jul-17 7:27PM
Don't piss their owners off

Just imagine if I pissed my vagina off and it packed it's bag and went for time out...in Alaska. ..

Come to think about it ....its a thread ha

Posted on 3-Jul-17 10:25PM
.... but just like our kids, attention in person way better than toys

'How am I' ?.... I'm getting there ms primal

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Comment #54 by Citysweetie in response to the main topic
Posted on 4-Jul-17 7:01PM
Pussies and penises tend to have many owners, and have no loyalty.. they choose their owners!!
Posted on 4-Jul-17 9:04PM
Posted on 4-Jul-17 11:15PM
Chur...my pussie has one owner only that's me. Others do get weekend passes tho
Posted on 4-Jul-17 11:21PM
Toooooo funny!!!!!
Posted on 5-Jul-17 7:26AM
Why do I keep thinking your in Auckland ....
Comment #59 by Aquatic-rehab in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:45AM
quick question. why sometimes does a pussy have a not to nice odour to them and how can that be fixed and also how does one bring it up with the individual without embarrassing them or insulting?
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:53AM
Good question note cocks can be the same exact way... poor diet, poor hygiene =

Odours represent various things... maybe look it up... or be proactive and both go in for a check up... get a clean bill of sexual health..
Posted on 5-Jul-17 6:22PM
I am not sure, why you think I am up there, sometimes i wish I was. Wellington can be a bit small... I went and bought a rabbit today,.
Posted on 5-Jul-17 7:59PM
A fluffy one?
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:08PM
ha ha
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:08PM
My fluffy one is going to be getting some action soon hehe
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:11PM
And I've got a battery operated one coming from Wish
Comment #66 by Citysweetie in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:15PM
Ok I confess, it is pink and silicone.... not fluffy
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:51PM
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:52PM
The lucky bastard!!!
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:52PM
Wish... Keeping people satiated
Posted on 5-Jul-17 8:54PM
Wish and aliexpress
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:00PM
I just went to petone. They have a 70% off sale, no men on discount though,, I was too scared to go out the back
Comment #72 by 1funguy in response to Citysweetie ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:01PM
So long as it does the job who cares what colour or what its made of,have fun
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:04PM
We don't really have that choice down here
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:11PM
Oh yeah true, maybe you could start a shop...
Comment #75 by 1funguy in response to Citysweetie ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:17PM
It would end up being a second hand shop cheeky would have to test all toys to make sure they do what they are supposed to do.
Comment #76 by cheekygirl64 in response to 1funguy ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:17PM
Pmsl
Comment #77 by 1funguy in response to cheekygirl64 ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:19PM
Thought you would like that one
Comment #78 by cheekygirl64 in response to 1funguy ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:21PM
Want to help me test them
Comment #79 by Citysweetie in response to 1funguy ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:23PM
That's bloody funny
Comment #80 by 1funguy in response to cheekygirl64 ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:25PM
Do you really need an answer to an invite like that.
Comment #81 by cheekygirl64 in response to 1funguy ( view post )
Posted on 5-Jul-17 9:33PM
Well, I have a few coming in the next few weeks hehe
Posted on 5-Jul-17 11:20PM
Yup...with cheekies on this one...self cleaning eye so about diet and what's coming out and cocks are the same.
Posted on 5-Jul-17 11:21PM
Wishful thinking.....go the rabbit... ..they are clean and you can house train them. Get another one
Posted on 6-Jul-17 6:49PM
I can just handle one rabbit at the moment,, if I get another one, they might breed
Posted on 6-Jul-17 7:20PM
Lok. Mine bred through the netting. .but you can house train them they are cool. Enjoy.
Posted on 6-Jul-17 7:26PM
Get the same sex , they might play but no babies
Posted on 6-Jul-17 7:26PM
Too funny.... good day primal? Found ya cub yet?
Posted on 6-Jul-17 7:30PM
Nope..not yet. Think they are hibernating.
Posted on 6-Jul-17 7:32PM
They most probably don't want to show you their goods, massive shrinkage in the cold.
Posted on 6-Jul-17 7:33PM
Yeah but the pink one might breed with the blue one, and make purple junior ones.
Comment #91 by Primalresponse in response to the main topic
Posted on 10-Jul-17 7:46AM
They get bored quickly. Little known fact of both genitalia is they jave a two second concentration span.

Keep them well entertained and social
Posted on 10-Jul-17 7:57AM
So theyre like goldfish too hahahaha
Comment #93 by Jutto in response to Cheekies ( view post )
Posted on 10-Jul-17 8:05AM
My thought as well when I saw that then I thought wow I would hate the 2 second sex I like at least 10 seconds bahaha
Posted on 10-Jul-17 8:58AM
Yup all big eyes and little brain
Posted on 10-Jul-17 9:19AM
And the semen just keep swimming.. and swimming and swimming
Posted on 10-Jul-17 12:34PM
...yup..go back go back..its got teeth
Posted on 11-Jul-17 2:35AM
i love a dip in the sea

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