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Hahaha, that would certainly make it harder to run away.

Especially with both ankles tied to the legs!

Just recently I've been viewed by people who have their profile settings viewable by contacts only now that's pretty contradictory, do as I say but not as I

Oh hell, that's funny

"Seeking slim lady in the Waikato region"
Messages me a BBW in Auckland

First message:
"Do you squirt when you orgasm"
Yep with tears of pity for such an idiotic intro message

Several innuendos about filling up my trolley (as to be expected) but some more inventive and funnier then others

Multitudes of "fun" requests. My idea of fun is sipping cocktails on the beach in Raro while having expensive handbags paid for & body massages.
No one is offering my type of fun

I could go on.......

Message:Can I see your other photos.
Me: My other photos are for friends only.
Message: Can I be your friend?
Me:I think you are lost, this isn't pre-school.

Some guys just have a way with words ... like the one that generously offered to help me sexercise to burn off some of the fat.

I really enjoy your humour, cracks me up every time. I called someone a shit stain in a message as he said nothing but drivel ... oops completely unrelated but made me laugh nonetheless

Oh so close but so far
Some just don't quite engage the brain fully and the mouth runs away

Will chat to anyone, reply won't chat to cheaters

So I noticed some guys calling themselves hot studs... just thinking if thats what youre calling yourself at least live up to the name and be a 'Hot stud' else youre an Uncle Bills knock off

Pmsl

This discussion should be renamed...drama central, if you don?t like the stuff said, or Shortland street if ya get a kick out of it haha

Oh I only read the first half with that first comment, then read the second half...Awsome. Haha

Well you can always create your own drama central.... eeek Shortland Street really? No thanks.... NZP is great for entertainment

Nzp has its own real click bait - they would be the users who create account after account and post discussions to lure people in only to disappear into a puff of nothingness ...

They probably thesort that?s attached but the partner don?t know they on here, they have 1 times fun then disappear for a few months haha

Now thats a perspective I didnt think of

Don?t worry they always come back haha. If they are attached but on DL, obviously they not getn what they want in their relationship thus will always return

I was pondering as you do and thought what literally put you off someone?

I had one guy I was seeing... we enjoyed playing outdoors at times one time we were at his place Im giving him great oral... I pick up hes about ready to cum...then just before he cums he continualy yells 'Youre not wooooorrrthyyyyy!' Well talk about put off.. I grabbed that cock and aimed it up towards his face to that he blew his load into the air and on top of himself.. I got up smiled and said ohhh look I need to be somewhere.. and left never saw him again

Every now and then he'll text me yeah nah put off

Hygiene barf!

I 'spose I had better elaborate ! Nothing like having your cock well sucked so your reach over to his and as it gets close to your mouth you smell it...well I'm not known for going soft but down it went and the bile rose in my throat and I was outta there!

hahahaha

Almost instant puke

Oh priceless Cheekies.

Never trust a person who posts pics stolen from websites they claim as their own.... generally they have something to hide....just called a guy out... #watermarked photo #shame #liar

Shame
Nice one Cheekies

Just an observation here.... just because you say youre a virgin doesnt mean I am compelled to take it from you.. I mean if your tool hasnt been fiddled and frigged by a woman and you have the personality of a wet rag then the odds are we have no common ground... so stop using your 'virginity' as a get out of jail free card.. Im not interested in taking your training wheels off

Oh hell are you saying you can tell the smiling stones are not really us ? just as well I followed up with the two happy M&Ms then huh

Are your smiling m&ms and stones followed with a storyline about how rock hard you get and want to rock someones world? If so thats quirky and entertaining.... but if you sent a screen shot from a porn site claiming it to be yours then I call bullshit... is all....

I totally understood I was just throwing my humor (good or bad) into the arena.

The smiley rocks are quite 'hardcase' :)

Yea they do remind me of a different time when no body got tested at work

Id like to point out that if you have an empty profile using the term 'obvious or obviously' is stupid. There is nothing obvious about your empty profile so how about stop trying to puff up your fragile ego and get real

I obviously agree.

A side note: try not to post the same pic in various dating apps... it makes it easier to spot you and narrow your lies down

Most recently I've had a string of regulars who gawk at my profile quite often so my curiosity kicks in I message them to ask why they check it out often, funnily enough they've read my message and pretend they haven't by remaining silent ...

Posting pics of you flipping the birdy is so not a turn on its the complete opposite cringe material

Maybe it's there way of saying "this is the finger, I'll finger my own ass"

now it makes sense hahahaha

Dame!!! I love this group so much, folks on here know how ta laugh and make others laugh as well (thumbs up) ;)

mmm couple recently joined up from Hamilton as say in their profile not to be offended by there questions, I messaged them a couple of times only got yes no answers and then got blocked, makes you wonder sometimes

Glad you like it feel free to add things just for kicks..

It sure does... maybe you intimidated them with your questions... even if it was how are you both?

You as well
They did exactly the same thing with me last nite also ...
Rite pack of wankers

you want intimidation....wait for it, this will knock you out....ready.....HI!!!

Mufasa shivers

Love your cartoons very hot in real life

Ooooh!!!! Shivers.... do it again do it again!!!

I know right hahahaha