What an amazing time to be alive

My wife and I have an agreement, I do as im told and she tells me how happy I can be about it.
You laugh, Ha Ha, so do I when I'm told too.
Truth of the matter is, if your looking for partner material, keep looking, nothing to see. The best thing about being a 5 and a 1/2, is I have something to work on in the rearview while your sucking my cock, oh and that chuckle, that'll be my wife tied spreadeagle in the back, right under the vanity screen.
Ok all jokes aside, I am here looking for no strings attached sexual partners, (oh there will be ropes though, if im lucky. We have a spare room at home now, for all our fun and games. I was raised in a cult so my mind started thinking up dirty naughty shit right from the get go. I'm an amature photographer so if your comfortable being naked I think we can with together, I also love to practice my massage techniques, currently, learning NuRu. Anyway if you see something that makes you laugh, send me a thanks for the laugh, something I say make you angry, please send me a 10 page missive explaining your sad and fruitless existence, and I'll tell you how much your mother ment to me. Peace Love, thanks for taking the time to read this.