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Carry cash, so your wife can't track your spending habits.

Join a gym. So you can go home freshly showered with no explanation needed.

Marry the right sexy woman, so you don't have to cheat on her to begin with

Arrange a 3 way with your wife and mistress

Have open marriage, no issues then ......

I am seeing a married woman, they are the best at being discreet . No sent used , only daytime during work week encounters in parks . only a few vague text messages , all rubbish put in bins at park. Once a month meets etc.And also comes from a different town.

Yeah, no perfume is important

Yeah I second this statement

Just don't get caught.simple

Yes agree lucky we are both on the same page we play together with others

If she is single:

Don’t give her your phone number (Snapchat best - hide app in secret hidden folder on phone)

Don’t give her your address

Make it clear that you are married & that is not going to change

No financial investment at all

Keep conversation to a minimum

Only communicate to organise a meet - do not get into regular messaging habits

Keep your life/work chat to the very bare minimum

Don’t let her get to know you or ever feel like she is an important part of your life.

Let her down/go ghost every now & then

just what every woman wants

Use a web browser that isn't Google & doesn't store your history

Their smell stays on your car seat belt for ages.

Cash is king. Keep it alive

Perfect.

Can't remember the last time I got in a car and sniff the seat belt

Women don't miss a thing. When ya put a seatbelt over your shoulder it's right by your nose.

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If you include your partner its not cheating hehe

Another thing that women do is they say they are visiting a girlfriend overnight and get them to cover for them while at a Motel with a bloke . That is payed for in cash or by the bloke

Not cheating. It's an observation I made. I car pool with a female colleague and I was wondering why my car smelt Iike her for so long and worked out that her perfume stays on the seatbelt for weeks. I can assure everyone I don't go around sniffing seatbelts for fun 🤗. It was more of an investigation. One of my cars is a toy so I don't use it much and after it had been sitting in garage for weeks it still smelt like her. Took me a while to work it out.