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Interested in hearing from Women
Straight Male, 45 (Attached)
Keeping my options open (i am open to possibly meeting)
Straight Male, 45 (Attached)
Keeping my options open (i am open to possibly meeting)
I'm one in a minion...
Self-employed professional, keen on sports and the outdoors. I'm really just looking for interesting people to chat to at this stage. If you don't just write in txt speak and can handle someone with a dry sense of humor then please flick me a message.
(For those still reading this far down....a joke)
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
(For those still reading this far down....a joke)
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
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