hold me and il'll carry you

Calling all Nympos and Weirdos; We want you!

Successful applicants will be kink-friendly, female($150pw $400 bond) or a couple($200pw $600 bond) and will be voting in favor of the upcoming referendum to end the senseless prohibition.
if you're gonna freak out(in a bad way) when you walk in on a massive orgy, don't apply :D

It's 6 bedrooms and 1 room is available.

This is not an existing flat, we are recruiting additional members to ensure successful application. I am not a landlord/agent, just a lovely chap looking for like minded flatmates to get a house with and that requires degree of sophistication.

Our group consists of 4 males and 3 females.

VEGAN and VEGETARIANS are extra welcome. WE LOVE MUSHROOMS ;)
gamers appreciated
no bigots please.
If you are used television being on 24/7 you're in for a rude awakening :D

pets ok, no more dogs (my dog is enough AND SUPER FRIENDLY)

Rent Includes power, unlimited gigabit internet/wifi, bulk foodstuffs, cleaning products, homebrewing and more. A weekly cleaner will make sure the 3 bathrooms are always up to scruff.

ABSOLUTELY NO HARD DRUGS, just don't apply.
this is not a joke, if you're gonna flake for any reason, fuck off now ;P
leaving negative comments isn't going to get you the room, have a great day :D
You'll know if this is your scene, lets not turn this into a meme.

Thank you to all the Zen and Chill folk out there, have an amazing day.