Horny old farmer

Hi, Well I never thought I'd ever be sitting here with my rod in hand trying to catch a fish, but bugger me here I am. I'm just a shy and bash-full old farmer from mid Canterbury that's looking to meet a lady, a couple or a transgender that seeks some NSA fun. Size shape or age doesn't matter to me, beauty is more than skin deep, a cheeky smile, a glimpse of stocking clad thigh is enough to please the eye. Just as a great conversation will ease my nerves, don't be shy and bash-full like me, drop me a line and I'll wiggle my worm, and who knows what might happen. Let's live each day as though it's our last, because one day it's going to be.