Any Females/Males/Couples that would like some NSA fun with us

Are there any Males/Females/Couples in the South Island that would like some fun sometime we are feeling sexually frustrated any age from 18 to 70 odd doesn't matter about size or nationality who wants to be the lucky recipient to shave Rachels hairy pussy bald if she agrees to then may get to fuck her after it while i watch in a Cuckold situation using a hand shaver and shaving lotion totally bald we can host we have heaps of privacy PS it's Scotty here im still available to play by myself when Rachel isn't here PS i want to lose my anal virginity to someone older and more experienced than me with a big cock not to thick girth wise as Rachel has had anal experience already Rachel also wants the lesbian experience as well while i watch and toys are much encouraged