You know what? i dont know yet, any feminine input and/or advice…please be my guest

testing my toes. I am sexy af(are’t we all but hear me out) but unfortunately or perhaps most fortunately
i can’t turn it up with a wave of my cock, sorry! WAND, i meant wand…
I i suppose like each of you women here and all the men and women trapped in the misery of a marrige, union, partnership or however you care to phrase it…..
My articulation is not on point, I am aware of it and Mmmmm….shall i just say ineloquently… read between the lines and skip-a-loo past my profile. Unless your intuition(spidey sences) is stong, your flirt game on fleek and you are confident in your own femininity, sexuality and most importantly your own fucking skin im afraid we more than likely will not be compatible. My apologies if i cause offence, i do do that a lot but i am not into wasting my OR your time needlessly. i want alluring, i want sexy, idgaf if you are married(actually it is kinda HOT, cant lie) single or from Jupitor. If i make you a tad nervous….then know i am smiling. IYKYK. 1 housekleeping item - like you I’m not going back with muppets online, i will reply with my full attention if your opener piques my interest. i absolutely will not deal with any abbreviated texting type fuckery like - heyBBY wht cho UP2. ladies puntuation and spelling are important to me so please if you struggle with either or both, save us both the bother. you do need to be a scholar or mensa member, i’m not. Look intimacy with a woman i am attracted to and her arousal, vibes, tells, responces to me(not saying im a greek god, i am not that)
In a nutshell, Chemistry. Chemistry on fire and you have found yourself a rare animal indeed. i have never put 10% of this effort into a profile, dating or othwise. Yes i am happy with my honesty and if we talk, photos on BUT on the mutual understanding and respect that they are intimate(potentially, out of the gutter ladies, the hottest slut into my bed, please). if youre offended by ‘the word 'slut’ beat it now, Skedaddle, be gone.