Newly single

So being single after many years is actually really weird. Just looking for some fun, certainly not looking to get tied down again - have decided boys are dumb (but clearly have their uses ) And just for upfront clarity, I like a bit of girth and ummmm lots of enthusiasm for the job I guess you can call it. I'm intelligent and have a good sense of humour, perhaps I'm a little (lot) sarcastic as well. Anyway, hit me up and we'll see where things go...
Bi-curious men need not apply thanks