Couldn't have put it better myself actually!...Psycho is spot on and monkey...well monkeys are far more intelligent than this peice of human waste!!!!

This twat messaged me via cracker yesterday the beginning of his email is as in the subject line.
Didn't bother to read my advert, emails with a zillion questions including what do you offer and how much (had he read my advert he would have known). I didn't bother sending a reply as I don't if they can't be bothered reading my advert! So today he blows up my mailbox with claims of missing out on a 'wonderful opportunity with him'. Pahhleeeeeease!!!!!! Pifffff. Normally, I would let rip but I didn't. I ignored it only to find he's sent another six emails abusing me for not responding lolol! He has also threatened to advertise on every escort sight that he caught an STI from me. Now this is absolutely fucking hilarious ... because had he read my advert at all...he would know that contracting an STI from me is outlandishly implausible as.... I DONT offer FS!!!!! I only offer hand relief!! (and let it be known I have never fucked a client either!!!) So other than giving someone a hj who has genital herpes and touching yourself immediately after, is anyone aware of contracting an STI via an hj???? Yeah right lololol

Anyhoo, whilst a little entertaining this guy is actually a "pyscho-nutsack" so be at your own peril ladies. Respond to his incessant emails IMMEDIATELY least you be reprimanded ROTFL