Sex is like rain, when it's wet it's time to go inside

I'm a kind, intelligent, fit, clean, friendly and healthy bloke. I run a stress and drama free environment. I'm into surfing, DIY, caring about our planet, cats and animals and travel. I'm a left leaning voter. I don't drink often and never do drugs, but I'm not opposed to others doing so safely and in moderation. I am all about making a connection, whether it is intellectual, physical or spiritual. Building that rapport and finding common ground is everything, but it takes two to achieve it, do you like to make connections?

Fun Fact about me #1: My penis was actually in the Guinness book of World Records once.

Fun Fact about me #2: The librarian yelled at me "it's good but not a world record holder, take it out now!" And so ended my first and only attempt at getting into The Guinness Book of World Records.

To me it's about the connection. If we don't have this rapport it'll never work, not even for just sex. If you can connect with me and find some fun mutual common ground then the skies the limit.

I'm looking for a friend with benefits if you can host or love the great outdoors. Preferably someone who's had a man drought and wants to get back on the proverbial horse with none of the relationship hangups. I only want one playmate thanks, I'm not the town bike to be ridden by all and sundry and too much effort goes into building deep sexual connections.

If you're partnered up, I don't mind if you don't. I'm in an unusual sex less relationship due to health issues (aspergers-not me), I'm allowed to play but I must be absolutely discrete. Discretion absolutely assured, no clingy paws here either. I love my other half and don't intend leaving her, so if you need, or want, some no strings fun then message me! If you meet another guy or don't want to play with me I will be a gentleman and support you and leave with the utmost discretion immediately.

Gay/bi guys that contact me FYI I'm very straig