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Discussion - started by Cheekies , posted on 24-Sep-19 6:50PM
Play along with the scenario:

You enter the bar, order a drink and look around you. Someone props up on the seat next to you, kinda takes your fancy... you smile and say....

Showing comments 1 through 45 out of 45 comments

Comment #1 by Cheekies in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Sep-19 6:54PM
...."do you wanna build a snowman?"
Comment #2 by Tattooed in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Sep-19 7:18PM
How would you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized or unfertilized?
Comment #3 by nawtyguy1 in response to Cheekies ( view post )
Posted on 24-Sep-19 7:18PM
nice legs what time do they open
Comment #4 by Halfshot in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Sep-19 7:25PM
Only one thing that would look better on you and that's me
Comment #5 by Cheekies in response to Tattooed ( view post )
Posted on 24-Sep-19 7:40PM
Ohhhhh
Comment #6 by Cheekies in response to nawtyguy1 ( view post )
Posted on 24-Sep-19 7:40PM
noice
Comment #7 by Cheekies in response to Halfshot ( view post )
Posted on 24-Sep-19 7:41PM
Wouldnt that just be hard case to be told ghese lines eh
Comment #8 by Dablazer in response to Cheekies ( view post )
Posted on 24-Sep-19 9:56PM
Excuse me I think you dropped something? My mistake that was my jaw hitting the ground
Comment #9 by Cum_Connoisseur in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 12:52AM
Hey are you a trumpet because you're making me horny.
Posted on 25-Sep-19 3:42AM
Haha loved that one. I should try it sometime.
Comment #11 by Cheekies in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 6:02AM
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss him) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
Comment #12 by Cheekies in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 6:20AM
If I told I worked for NZpost would you let me handle your package??
Comment #13 by Naughty-traveller in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 11:38AM
Fuck me if I'm wrong...but isn't your name Edwina?
Comment #14 by cant in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 4:50PM
"Hey Luv, I've seen your gnorks on NZPersonals"
Comment #15 by bau05 in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 4:55PM
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Comment #16 by Tattooed in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 4:55PM
Im like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Comment #17 by cant in response to Tattooed ( view post )
Posted on 25-Sep-19 5:06PM
Thats risky since young Asian men can finish them in under 5 seconds
Comment #18 by Cheekies in response to cant ( view post )
Posted on 25-Sep-19 5:10PM
One third of the worlds population #licketysplit
Comment #19 by cant in response to Cheekies ( view post )
Posted on 25-Sep-19 5:25PM
Lick your split, dont mind if I do
Comment #20 by Cheekies in response to cant ( view post )
Posted on 25-Sep-19 6:10PM
Was never offering it up to you. But thats ok, its alright Wednesday's just another night
Comment #21 by Tattooed in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 7:13PM
I love my bed but I would rather be in yours
Comment #22 by Synt in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 7:37PM
*I motion for you to come closer with my pointer finger so I can tell you something*

When you closer I say "I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with two"
Comment #23 by GoingOnce in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Sep-19 7:36PM
Were those clothes on sale ? Because they're 100% off at mine
Comment #24 by Angus3000 in response to the main topic
Posted on 30-Sep-19 6:41AM
Sex?

Breathe for yes, lick your eyebrow for no.
Comment #25 by Pom in response to the main topic
Posted on 30-Sep-19 12:48PM
My face is leaving in half hour I'd like you to be on it!
Comment #26 by robbierabbit in response to the main topic
Posted on 30-Sep-19 1:25PM
Are you a traffic cop coz you have fine written all over you.
Comment #27 by Goodboy6256 in response to the main topic
Posted on 5-Oct-19 10:39AM
Here I am! What were your other two wishes?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless!
Comment #28 by 247pleasure in response to the main topic
Posted on 19-Oct-19 10:52AM
B polite and aske can I join 2 4 a drink and c if it starts frm there dsnt always work but sometimes u can manage 2 have a good conversation over a drink
Comment #29 by Frostulfsson in response to the main topic
Posted on 21-Oct-19 9:29AM
Hey are you death? Cause I hope you'll be cumming for me soon
Comment #30 by bazzy in response to the main topic
Posted on 21-Oct-19 10:17AM
Take my ice out of drink and brake it then say now that I've broken the ice wanna fuck
Comment #31 by Angus3000 in response to bazzy ( view post )
Posted on 21-Oct-19 11:37AM
hahaha
Comment #32 by Theone5673 in response to the main topic
Posted on 21-Oct-19 12:57PM
I think heaven is missing you
Comment #33 by bazzy in response to the main topic
Posted on 21-Oct-19 8:18PM
Was it raining the day you were born? It was god crying as he just lost his most precious angel
Comment #34 by ajsone in response to Frostulfsson ( view post )
Posted on 23-Oct-19 3:23AM
Omg
Comment #35 by Is-this-where-I-sign-up in response to the main topic
Posted on 24-Oct-19 3:16PM
So I was just wondering if you would like to be my next bad decision?
Posted on 24-Oct-19 8:40PM
This is awesome
Posted on 24-Oct-19 9:24PM
Well I wouldnt say no if you wanted to blow me
Comment #38 by givinglight in response to the main topic
Posted on 31-Oct-19 10:28PM
" I feel like weve met somewhere before"
Posted on 31-Oct-19 10:30PM
Real G UNIT there
Comment #40 by Wannaeatuout in response to the main topic
Posted on 1-Nov-19 12:28PM
Nice legs what time they open Im hungry
Comment #41 by Bigjman in response to the main topic
Posted on 8-Nov-19 2:58AM
Got any Irish in ya? No- would ya like sum
Comment #42 by Goodboy6256 in response to the main topic
Posted on 9-Nov-19 12:22PM
Out of 10 you are a 9 and Im the 1 you need
Comment #43 by Frostulfsson in response to the main topic
Posted on 9-Nov-19 5:50PM
For geology majors

What's your favourite mineral? cause if you come home with me you'll be cummingtonite
Comment #44 by Link69 in response to the main topic
Posted on 10-Nov-19 8:45AM
"Wanna go for pizza and a fuck" (only works if you get a slap)
*slap*
"What! You don't like pizza?"
Comment #45 by ajsone in response to the main topic
Posted on 15-Nov-19 5:14AM
Sleeping around is the best way to meet new friends.

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