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Group Sex Banned Because of Covid-19

Discussion - started by RustyKnight, posted on 25-Mar-20 7:57PM

Belgium Health Minister Maggie de Block has put a ban on all non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas.
Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19.

Wife swapping, threesomes, and orgies of six, fifty, one hundred or more are not permitted until the outbreak settles down,” she announced in Parliament.
Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex.

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Comment #1 by RustyKnight in response to the main topic

Posted on 25-Mar-20 7:57PM

I assume no responsibility for the satirical nature of this post and the fictional nature of it's content.

Comment #2 by chchswing in response to RustyKnight ( view post )

Posted on 28-Mar-20 5:31PM

LMFAO

Comment #3 by Funtimes69 in response to the main topic

Posted on 28-Mar-20 6:55PM

I also read that up to 78% of the population in Belgium practice wife swapping it's the wife swapping capital of Europe

Comment #4 by robbierabbit in response to Funtimes69 ( view post )

Posted on 28-Mar-20 6:56PM

The remaining 22% aren't aware their partners are playing

Comment #5 by Funlovers in response to robbierabbit ( view post )

Posted on 28-Mar-20 9:32PM

It's customary to have a mistress there....

But the two never meet...

Comment #6 by Funtimes69 in response to Funlovers ( view post )

Posted on 28-Mar-20 9:38PM

Shame that could be fun if they were compatible

Comment #7 by Nelsonhung in response to Funtimes69 ( view post )

Posted on 29-Mar-20 12:34PM

Never new that

Comment #8 by FenderTele in response to the main topic

Posted on 20-Apr-20 10:49AM

Belgium Health Minister Maggie de Block's ban on all sexual activities with 3 or more partners has earn her a new ministerial title: de Block of de Cock

Comment #9 by Nelsonhung in response to Funtimes69 ( view post )

Posted on 21-Apr-20 7:15AM

Are you part of that 78% here

Comment #10 by Funtimes69 in response to Nelsonhung ( view post )

Posted on 21-Apr-20 7:20AM

We would have to be

Comment #11 by Nelsonhung in response to Funtimes69 ( view post )

Posted on 21-Apr-20 11:50AM

Cool

Comment #12 by mrandmrsav in response to Funtimes69 ( view post )

Posted on 21-Apr-20 7:15PM

Just read that too, and it actually says 'more than 78%'
A 20 survey revealed that more than % of Belgian couples openly practice wife swapping, a cultural trait that became common practice in the th century under the rule of King Leopold II.

Source: worldnewsdailyreport.com

Awe some