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What was the weirdest thing up your xxx (males/females)?
Discussion - started by bop_fun, posted on 25-Apr-20 2:03PM
Question for both - male and females:
What was the weirdest thing up your xxx?

Showing comments 1 through 49 out of 49 comments

Comment #1 by Sappho in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Apr-20 3:42PM
My ex-wifes toothbrush.
Comment #2 by Davidbutler in response to Sappho ( view post )
Posted on 25-Apr-20 4:17PM
Ba-hahaha!! PAY BACK time!
Comment #3 by robbierabbit in response to the main topic
Posted on 25-Apr-20 4:56PM
Wine bottle. Half full of sparkling wine. Give it a shake and ......
Comment #4 by bop_fun in response to the main topic
Posted on 26-Apr-20 11:28AM
Mine was a big candycane....
Comment #5 by freeandfun in response to the main topic
Posted on 26-Apr-20 12:13PM
long double ended dildo about 12 inches deep
Comment #6 by bop_fun in response to freeandfun ( view post )
Posted on 26-Apr-20 12:21PM
Wow..i am tooo tight for this..
And not very experienced.
Comment #7 by freeandfun in response to bop_fun ( view post )
Posted on 26-Apr-20 12:22PM
use rush and plenty lube
Comment #8 by bop_fun in response to freeandfun ( view post )
Posted on 26-Apr-20 12:26PM
A teacher in tauranga would be good to take some lessons.
Comment #9 by Bigbeauty007 in response to the main topic
Posted on 26-Apr-20 3:46PM
Cucumber and carrot (both same time in different holes)
FWB wanted to me to try and see what it was like
Posted on 26-Apr-20 3:47PM
Yes? And what WAS it like?
Comment #11 by Sports_gurl in response to the main topic
Posted on 26-Apr-20 3:48PM
A banana and 3 mandarins, all peeled.
Comment #12 by Sports_gurl in response to the main topic
Posted on 26-Apr-20 3:50PM
Also an 18” double dildo, all but the last 1”tip
Posted on 26-Apr-20 3:52PM
Cold, hard and very different
He had me spread eagle on the bed with both holes being used and his cock in my mouth
It was exciting but weird at the same time
Posted on 26-Apr-20 4:02PM
Not a huge success then... anticipated that...
Posted on 26-Apr-20 4:16PM
Next time try 3 cocks maybe
Posted on 27-Apr-20 10:51AM
Now that's impressive
comment #17 was clobbered
Posted on 7-May-20 4:58PM
I really like that one huge explosion yum
Comment #19 by Mtoplay in response to Bigbeauty007 ( view post )
Posted on 7-May-20 7:07PM
that’s hot
Comment #20 by pepsimax39 in response to the main topic
Posted on 8-May-20 1:09AM
Frying pan handle. And I even flipped an egg.
Comment #21 by Funhole in response to the main topic
Posted on 8-May-20 4:00PM
I used to use a chrome tow ball as a butt plug.once it was in was very comfortable. I used to take my bicycle seat off and and the tow ball thread end fit perfectly I would hope on it like I was riding slide down on it until it disappears I have a video of me.
Comment #22 by Sports_gurl in response to Funhole ( view post )
Posted on 8-May-20 6:19PM
Mmmmmm it’s great isn’t it!!
I usually like to finish my morning runs with a ride on my towball before work.
Comment #23 by ktt0630 in response to the main topic
Posted on 8-May-20 10:11PM
8 inch strap on isn't particularly weird i don't suppose, but I was proud to be pegged for the first time.
Comment #24 by Funhole in response to Sports_gurl ( view post )
Posted on 9-May-20 2:27AM
That's what I'm talking about. I never tried it while it was still attached to the vehicle. Fuck I would have loved to walk up your drive and find you panties down and your arse hole full of steel and chrome. Probably be appropriate to also have your mouth full of meat. Awesome
Comment #25 by Funhole in response to ktt0630 ( view post )
Posted on 9-May-20 2:29AM
I don't care who you are, an 8" strap on looks fucking amazing in any arse.
Comment #26 by Laseredfeild in response to the main topic
Posted on 9-May-20 6:23AM
Mini wand was an awesome experience, on vibrate of course 😁😁
Comment #27 by Sports_gurl in response to Funhole ( view post )
Posted on 9-May-20 3:25PM
Every time I dream of gagging on cock when doing it.
Comment #28 by up4playtime in response to the main topic
Posted on 9-May-20 5:35PM
All this talk is definitely getting my juices flowing 😉👅
Comment #29 by Tammycd in response to the main topic
Posted on 9-May-20 7:45PM
double ended dildo with my gf on the other end, fuck it was hot
Comment #30 by up4playtime in response to Tammycd ( view post )
Posted on 9-May-20 8:06PM
🔥🔥🔥
Comment #31 by FunForEveryoneNZ in response to the main topic
Posted on 10-May-20 1:55PM
I tried ass to ass with an 18" double ended dildo with another cd on here. At the same time I was sucking off a guy...
Posted on 10-May-20 6:50PM
That is hot.
Posted on 14-May-20 8:49PM
Oh that sounds gun
Posted on 14-May-20 8:50PM
Oh sounds fun would love 2 veggie,s up me.
Posted on 16-May-20 1:22AM
I wish i could achive this!!!
Comment #36 by Apisa in response to the main topic
Posted on 19-May-20 10:02PM
Ice cubes.
Comment #37 by 13gs13 in response to the main topic
Posted on 28-May-20 9:40AM
Folded a doubled end and shoved the folded side in so the two heads were poking out, hammer handle, egg plant, pool noodle, just to name a few
Comment #38 by bob1965 in response to Tammycd ( view post )
Posted on 28-May-20 6:47PM
Mmm hot
Comment #39 by John39 in response to the main topic
Posted on 28-May-20 9:52PM
I was with this woman she tied me up, face down ass in the air, started fingering and lubing me than got a strap on mad me suck it, walked around me told me bury my face in the pillow and started fucking me, real getting into it when she lay on the bed beside me, looked over my shoulder and a guy was fucking me, she told me he was going to cum soon and inside me, it was so hot
Comment #40 by up4playtime in response to John39 ( view post )
Posted on 28-May-20 10:53PM
Definitely hot
Posted on 7-Jun-20 11:11PM
70 marbles...then a wand vibrated on the outside to make them all move...
When we got them out could only find 79. My partner at the time had to go in wrist deep to find the last one.
Posted on 8-Jun-20 8:29AM
mmmmmmmm
Comment #43 by Kelly89 in response to Bigbeauty007 ( view post )
Posted on 7-Jul-20 11:51PM
Fuck i love that!
Posted on 9-Jul-20 5:52PM
Omg yes please so hot and wet I'm sure
Comment #45 by Synt in response to the main topic
Posted on 10-Jul-20 8:30AM
Had a sub a couple years ago fuck a chair leg (turned the chair upside down), avocado, wine bottle, champagne bottle, gear stick, door handle, Icicle, and when I was in my 20s I had a gf that we made a “fruit salad” inside her, that we ate after; all while fruits that were pre frozen, lots of berries and grapes, only thing that was a bit mushy was mango slices. We called it a Sharon salad
Comment #46 by Newhorizons in response to Funhole ( view post )
Posted on 13-Aug-20 6:43PM
Send the video ??
Comment #47 by Amputee in response to Newhorizons ( view post )
Posted on 14-Aug-20 5:56AM
Bed post with the big ball so good with plenty of amyl
Comment #48 by Apisa in response to the main topic
Posted on 17-Aug-20 10:29AM
Ice cubes, and chain, at different times.
Comment #49 by Sashaistoyforkinkygay in response to the main topic
Posted on 29-Aug-20 8:38PM
Both hands from mistress and very deep

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