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Carry cash, so your wife can't track your spending habits.

Join a gym. So you can go home freshly showered with no explanation needed.

Marry the right sexy woman, so you don't have to cheat on her to begin with

Arrange a 3 way with your wife and mistress

Have open marriage, no issues then ......

Yeah, no perfume is important

Yeah I second this statement

Just don't get caught.simple

Yes agree lucky we are both on the same page we play together with others

If she is single:

Don’t give her your phone number (Snapchat best - hide app in secret hidden folder on phone)

Don’t give her your address

Make it clear that you are married & that is not going to change

No financial investment at all

Keep conversation to a minimum

Only communicate to organise a meet - do not get into regular messaging habits

Keep your life/work chat to the very bare minimum

Don’t let her get to know you or ever feel like she is an important part of your life.

Let her down/go ghost every now & then

just what every woman wants

Use a web browser that isn't Google & doesn't store your history

Their smell stays on your car seat belt for ages.

Cash is king. Keep it alive

Perfect.

Can't remember the last time I got in a car and sniff the seat belt

Women don't miss a thing. When ya put a seatbelt over your shoulder it's right by your nose.

🤨

If you include your partner its not cheating hehe

Not cheating. It's an observation I made. I car pool with a female colleague and I was wondering why my car smelt Iike her for so long and worked out that her perfume stays on the seatbelt for weeks. I can assure everyone I don't go around sniffing seatbelts for fun 🤗. It was more of an investigation. One of my cars is a toy so I don't use it much and after it had been sitting in garage for weeks it still smelt like her. Took me a while to work it out.

Well put.....now where is Mr right hiding lol

Just make sure she's way hotter than your wife,

Dont go to any coldplay concerts

Haha good one

What a vapid vindictive woman. Guys seriously sounds like someone's an expert on trying to be like a man a wannabe expert anyway. She needs to work on her sounds effects beep, beep, honk, honk zig a zig ah, meow meow meow meow

The discussion was based on any advice, she shared some advice, people can choose to follow or not. We are all adults here

C’mon. You’re a middle aged woman - surely you can do better than that? This is the second thread where you have not spoken on topic.

Obviously you’re a very broken woman with incredibly low self-esteem - I hope you find healing & with it EQ

Having an affair is not about what the other person wants. They’re irrelevant - simply a means to an end. Any person that becomes a side-piece needs constant reminders of their place.

Well that Mads me moist