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My partner at the time and I were fooling around, its late in the evening, we are vibing. I kept the warming oil in the side draw by the bed. I thought I'd add a little spice opened the draw reached for the small bottle. Oh the anticipation and excitement on his face as I opened that delightful bottle of joy....

I poured it all over his erect cock and within seconds we were both hit with instant regret. It wasnt lube I used it was hand sanitiser lol lmao

I have never seen that man move so fast.... it was very cooling and stinging..

That is very funny in a very scary kind of way?

As one gets older i find eye sight gets poor, so careful of the small print for example massage oil is not nail polish remover.

Sure was as the warming oil was in the exact same size bottle hahahaha

Lmao I know right hahahaha

Same size bottle as well. I got
Rid of the dangerious bottle in case my memory got foggy

Nail polished remover ohh is that a story? Lol

Yes if i opened it the smell would be in my favour

Im glad you can empathise with me

Oh i can excitment waits for no one

Very much so, I remember our shared excitement and that hot anticipation for each other in the moment. Only for it to disappear in seconds. Poor poor man, on the upside, my hands were sanitised in the process

Story time part 2:

The partner at the time and I were right into regular romps, sometimes twice, three times a day.

So one time we are at it, from the lounge to the bedroom, bodies tangled in various positions, can't get enough of each other.

I'm in the downward dog position, he is standing at the end of the bed, giving me a lovely rogering (as you do). He then proceeds to grab my arm and pull it up behind my back and uses that arm to grab onto as he is going hammer and tong. Helping him balance and go deeper.

I'm enjoying this very much, we get done, both quite satisfied. I lay back onto my arm and my shoulder is giving me grief.

2 months later I am getting physio to rehab my shoulder and give my physio permission to share my story and become a case study about injuries during sex. It took 5 months for that shoulder to come right, but it was worth it.

The things we do lmao rofl

Great story. I damaged my cock when i went hard out and missed my target hitting her in sadly in the wrong place, my cock turned black for a week.

Not my story, but a colleague 40 years ago or so was very hard at it when he ruptured his foreskin. Blood everywhere, an unhappy visit to the doctor and an ex girlfriend.

Ouchhhh!!

That’s got to hurt

A guy I was dating had his foreskin fold back onto his cock every time we had sex. His cock was tender and so raw and sore he couldn't touch it for days... He loved and hated that no matter how many times we had sex, I was very tight. Power to the pussy!! lmao

He's probably braver than me.

Even now years later he begs to meet up with me for old times sake lol

I hope you accept the poor guy. The torments of love (or even lust).