Celebrity Sex. A Discussion By The Cunning Linguist

Celebrity Sex

Discussion - started by The_Cunning_Linguist, posted on 23-Sep-14 1:33PM

What NZ celebrity would be top of your bucket list?

janika ter ellen for more, only because Angela D'Audney passed away

Comment #288 by Scream50 in response to series3 ( view post )

Posted on 1-Feb-23 4:19PM

Who, who, Who, who and who?

Comment #289 by Southenguy in response to the main topic

Posted on 1-Feb-23 6:49PM

Harper off shorthand street! I would strip her naked....

Comment #290 by RyanofOtaki in response to series3 ( view post )

Posted on 2-Feb-23 12:09AM

Got a good stroke, I hear. Quite proficient with a hard shaft in her hands.

Comment #291 by jtnz in response to RyanofOtaki ( view post )

Posted on 2-Feb-23 9:08AM

Hehehehe... I'd love to find out! She's pretty sweet.
Two hotties I just can't go past are (were) Stevie Nicks and Debbie Harry in their 20's. Absolute stunners!

Comment #292 by Mikey84 in response to the main topic

Posted on 4-Feb-23 5:26PM

Hard to say really, there are a few fit girls in that Womens Phoenix squad but it may be a little inappropriate to mention specifics given how close to the line im sailing age-wise

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Comment #293 by Isyaready in response to Mikey84 ( view post )

Posted on 4-Feb-23 9:05PM

Yeah, got to be a little careful. A few years ago when I was in my forties, this girl told me she was 19. She was hot, so I fucked her. Two weeks later I was talking in bed with the mother who said that her daughter was a little estranged and a bit of a bad girl. She lamented how sad that was given that she was only 17. I gulped and made the comment that she looks older than that. The mother looked at me and asked if I had fucked her. I had to say “no” 😂

Comment #294 by Mikey84 in response to Isyaready ( view post )

Posted on 4-Feb-23 9:38PM

I think most of the Nix ladies are now 18 now

. I banged a girl a few years back who was working and I found out 2 years later the she was 1 at the time. Was certainly an awkward revelation

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Comment #295 by Musicnz in response to the main topic

Posted on 4-Feb-23 10:57PM

Suzy Cato back in the day with her crazy frizzy her 😋 mmmmmmmmmmm

Comment #296 by Mikey84 in response to Mikey84 ( view post )

Posted on 5-Feb-23 1:53PM

Ohhh what about not just one of the team but as many as possible

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Comment #297 by DownonU in response to Musicnz ( view post )

Posted on 7-Feb-23 9:54AM

I happened to be watching her kids show back in the day, and she did a segment about summer.
When she started miming eating an ice block I also came in my pants!

Comment #298 by series3 in response to the main topic

Posted on 7-Feb-23 2:35PM

Wendy Petrie scores an 11/10 for the white dress she wore last night.
Was she poured into it, dropped from a height into it or was it sprayed on? They must have used steel cable for the stitching!

Comment #299 by Isyaready in response to series3 ( view post )

Posted on 7-Feb-23 5:49PM

That sounds like me in my business suit after some months on holiday. But that’s a different sort of tight fit 😂

Comment #300 by series3 in response to the main topic

Posted on 9-Feb-23 2:00PM

Miriama Kamo
Sonia Gray

Comment #301 by Ahardcock22 in response to Biguycrom ( view post )

Posted on 26-Feb-23 3:22PM

Even her name sounds pornish.."pip her wet sill"
I'll pip her wet sill anytime 🤪🤪🤪

Comment #302 by Ahardcock22 in response to series3 ( view post )

Posted on 26-Feb-23 3:23PM

Yup..I'll "ing grid her hip kiss" gladly

Comment #303 by G-Man in response to the main topic

Posted on 26-Feb-23 9:04PM

Jackie Brown. Very sexy and yummy

Comment #304 by handandbone in response to the main topic

Posted on 22-Mar-23 6:43AM

Oriini Kaipara

Comment #305 by jtnz in response to the main topic

Posted on 24-Mar-23 8:24AM

TV1 Breakfast host Anna Burns-Francis - very gorgeous!!!

Comment #306 by bootguy in response to the main topic

Posted on 25-Mar-23 1:37AM

Tina from Turners car auction adverts. She is so bubbly and hot!

Comment #307 by jtnz in response to bootguy ( view post )

Posted on 25-Mar-23 10:24AM

You can do her online!
Anywhere!!!

Comment #308 by smurfn6969 in response to the main topic

Posted on 25-Mar-23 12:25PM

Isabel Ewing or Narelle Sindoss from TV3 news look hot ladies to fuck and suck cock

Comment #309 by merksmith in response to jtnz ( view post )

Posted on 25-Mar-23 6:19PM

Yep, Anna is lovely!

Comment #310 by RyanofOtaki in response to bootguy ( view post )

Posted on 25-Mar-23 10:38PM

I suppose she is at that but..... goddamn they play those ads so many times on the radio!

Comment #311 by Ahardcock22 in response to jtnz ( view post )

Posted on 27-Mar-23 2:15PM

God I'd love Anna to be on all fours with her fine arse in the air as I slip my throbbing member inside her wet dripping pussy..can almost her shrieking in her best new reader voice "OH GOD FUCK ME BABY...IM GONNA CUM.."

Comment #312 by bootguy in response to jtnz ( view post )

Posted on 28-Mar-23 3:05AM

Made me laugh!

Comment #313 by Ballsdeep1234 in response to the main topic

Posted on 2-Apr-23 9:21AM

I would love to fuck Alex King, Wendy Petrie, Sam Hayes, anyone really, there is also something about Hilary Barry. I have joined the club though, got with Melodie Robinson a few years back. Wow, she was very very kinky. Great night.

Comment #314 by Real_1 in response to the main topic

Posted on 2-Apr-23 2:56PM

The briscoes lady haha

Comment #315 by jtnz in response to Real_1 ( view post )

Posted on 2-Apr-23 9:45PM

How about the long legged Lighting Direct lady?

Comment #316 by bdf2 in response to jtnz ( view post )

Posted on 3-Apr-23 3:19PM

Comment #317 by Ahardcock22 in response to the main topic

Posted on 19-Apr-23 7:20AM

Anna burns Francis....love watching her on TVs "breakfast" imagine her sucking and gagging on my throbbing hard cock as I grab her head until I blow my load all over her pretty face and luscious tits .mmmm

Comment #318 by jtnz in response to Ahardcock22 ( view post )

Posted on 21-Apr-23 9:15AM

Mmmmm yep, she's gorgeous. Would love to wake up next to her each day.

Comment #319 by wmz in response to the main topic

Posted on 21-Apr-23 11:59AM

A couple of Shorty street hotties.
Michelle Langstone,
the tall dark haired girl

Comment #320 by handandbone in response to the main topic

Posted on 26-Apr-23 10:01AM

Jenny Suo.

Comment #321 by corianderthyme in response to the main topic

Posted on 27-Apr-23 2:39PM

Barbara Dreaver

Comment #322 by Isyaready in response to corianderthyme ( view post )

Posted on 27-Apr-23 10:27PM

A few years back I got a full embrace/cuddle from Barbara after having chatted with her for a couple of hours. 😀

Comment #323 by Ahardcock22 in response to the main topic

Posted on 28-Apr-23 7:58AM

Just rubbed one out watching my baby girl Anna burns Francis on TVs "breakfast"
The sexy little minx she is,,,,arrghh I wanna do her doggie style sooo bad 😍😍😍

Comment #324 by RyanofOtaki in response to Ahardcock22 ( view post )

Posted on 28-Apr-23 11:02PM

But then you wouldn't be able to see that gorgeous face

Comment #325 by corianderthyme in response to Isyaready ( view post )

Posted on 29-Apr-23 5:59AM

That would have been amazing!

Comment #326 by Naughtyandcurious in response to the main topic

Posted on 29-Apr-23 7:37AM

Claire Chitham

Comment #327 by RyanofOtaki in response to Naughtyandcurious ( view post )

Posted on 29-Apr-23 7:13PM

Man... there was a time every red blooded man wanted to dive in between those big soft tits of hers

Comment #328 by Naughtyandcurious in response to RyanofOtaki ( view post )

Posted on 29-Apr-23 10:53PM

That's all I remember

Comment #329 by Ahardcock22 in response to the main topic

Posted on 2-May-23 8:59PM

Dr Kate from my hutt rescue, would love to be pounding her sweet blond pussy with my throbbing hard member as she's grinding her taut pink nipples from her luscious delicious breasts against my lips and tongue.... mmmm... baby girl. 🥰🥰😍😍

Comment #331 by Markylovesfeetnz in response to Naughtyandcurious ( view post )

Posted on 3-May-23 11:37AM

I've jacked it to her feet on Outrageous Fortune when she was aurora... Mmmmm so good

Comment #332 by jtnz in response to the main topic

Posted on 6-May-23 12:39AM

Looking overseas... I adore Gemma Chan - simply gorgeous.
And Christina Hendricks would have to be the world's best bossom buddy!!! Mmmmm

Comment #333 by Ahardcock22 in response to the main topic

Posted on 17-May-23 6:54AM

Mmmmm watching my baby girl Anna burns Francis on breakfast.....I wonder if she wears a g string under her dress. Or maybe even going commando...mmmmm ..nice shaved pussy..pink taut perky nipples busting underneath her bra begging to be licked and sucked. I wonder what noises she makes when she's cumming. Christ I'd love to tap that ass 😍😍😍

Comment #334 by Ahardcock22 in response to the main topic

Posted on 19-May-23 9:00AM

Is it disturbingly obvious that I want to fuck baby girl Anna burns Francis so bad?
Ya could say ..I'm a fan

Comment #335 by jtnz in response to Ahardcock22 ( view post )

Posted on 19-May-23 6:33PM

I had wondered about that!!!!

. I don't blame you, she's pretty hot!

Comment #336 by BucketList in response to bootguy ( view post )

Posted on 28-May-23 2:09PM

Saw on Facebook some pics of her with NZ Dan in the white van

Comment #337 by allonall in response to the main topic

Posted on 28-May-23 9:33PM

Edna Swart

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